the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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