how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
