Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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