Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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