Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Do plants get herpes?
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