Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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