We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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