i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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