not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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