It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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