At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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