I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm experimenting with sincerity
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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