a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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