I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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