Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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