is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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