the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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