Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Mom said you looked used
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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