I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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