I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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