Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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