Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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