I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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