he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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