I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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