Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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