Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dick very happy bro
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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