these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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