I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
