TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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