I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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