Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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