found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
this is an emotional support booty call
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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