Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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