thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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