and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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