im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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