I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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