Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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