I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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