oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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