Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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