At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The beer is more important than you right now.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize