Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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