the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
