i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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