that's an acceptable place to lick
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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