im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I enjoy the company of your penis
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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