this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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