But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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