Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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