When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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