You're so nebulous sometimes
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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