I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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