Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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